{"product_id":"retarded-ufos","title":"RETARDED UFOS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRETARDED UFOS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Sample Pack by JOHNNY SLASH\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHEY CAME FROM ANOTHER PLANET. THEY BROUGHT THE HEAT.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrepare for an intergalactic invasion of filthy samples, twisted textures, and straight-up sonic destruction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRETARDED UFOS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a collection of 10 original samples, heavily processed, mangled, and sculpted through an arsenal of analog and digital hardware. Johnny Slash takes his sounds on a journey through the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnalog Heat +FX, Roland SP-404MKII, Cinemag analog transformers, Akai S950, and Ensoniq ASR-10\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, pushing everything through his own personal processing chain until it reaches that signature dirty, warm, unpredictable sound.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut that's not all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis pack also features a collection of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6 hard-hitting drum loops\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, plus a dedicated folder of bizarre sound effects, including sounds created with a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehandmade circuit-bent Speak \u0026amp; Spell built by the legendary Mr. Dibbs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery sample comes with its individual stems, giving you complete freedom to chop, rearrange, layer, manipulate, and flip the sounds into something entirely your own. Everything is BPM-labeled and ready to drop straight into your workflow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHAT'S INSIDE:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10 Original, heavily processed samples\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndividual stems for every sample\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6 Original drum loops\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBonus sound effects folder including the signature crow sound.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade circuit-bent Speak \u0026amp; Spell sounds by Mr. Dibbs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnalog processing through Analog Heat +FX and Cinemag transformers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVintage sampler processing through the Akai S950 and Ensoniq ASR-10\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery sample BPM-labeled\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNO GENERIC LOOPS. NO COOKIE-CUTTER SOUNDS. JUST WEIRD, DIRTY, CHARACTER-FILLED AUDIO FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt for producers who like their samples strange, their drums nasty, and their beats out of this world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWELCOME TO THE ABDUCTION.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRETARDED UFOS — JOHNNY SLASH.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Johnny Slash","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67693617938706,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/8133\/5826\/files\/UsedVinylRecordCover.png?v=1794607846","url":"https:\/\/boombaplabs.com\/products\/retarded-ufos","provider":"Boom Bap Labs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}