RETARDED UFOS

A Sample Pack by JOHNNY SLASH

THEY CAME FROM ANOTHER PLANET. THEY BROUGHT THE HEAT.

Prepare for an intergalactic invasion of filthy samples, twisted textures, and straight-up sonic destruction.

RETARDED UFOS is a collection of 10 original samples, heavily processed, mangled, and sculpted through an arsenal of analog and digital hardware. Johnny Slash takes his sounds on a journey through the Analog Heat +FX, Roland SP-404MKII, Cinemag analog transformers, Akai S950, and Ensoniq ASR-10, pushing everything through his own personal processing chain until it reaches that signature dirty, warm, unpredictable sound.

But that's not all.

This pack also features a collection of 6 hard-hitting drum loops, plus a dedicated folder of bizarre sound effects, including sounds created with a handmade circuit-bent Speak & Spell built by the legendary Mr. Dibbs.

Every sample comes with its individual stems, giving you complete freedom to chop, rearrange, layer, manipulate, and flip the sounds into something entirely your own. Everything is BPM-labeled and ready to drop straight into your workflow.

WHAT'S INSIDE:

• 10 Original, heavily processed samples

• Individual stems for every sample

• 6 Original drum loops

• Bonus sound effects folder including the signature crow sound.

• Handmade circuit-bent Speak & Spell sounds by Mr. Dibbs

• Analog processing through Analog Heat +FX and Cinemag transformers

• Vintage sampler processing through the Akai S950 and Ensoniq ASR-10

• Every sample BPM-labeled

NO GENERIC LOOPS. NO COOKIE-CUTTER SOUNDS. JUST WEIRD, DIRTY, CHARACTER-FILLED AUDIO FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

Built for producers who like their samples strange, their drums nasty, and their beats out of this world.

WELCOME TO THE ABDUCTION.

RETARDED UFOS — JOHNNY SLASH.